Friday, October 27, 2006
Enter the Rummy
Greenboy over at Needlenose has put together a montage highlighting Donald Rumsfeld's impressive kung-fu acumen.
Jackie Chan? Bruce Lee? Jet Li? Amateurs. Rank amateurs. Rummy would shred 'em. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a known known.
Come to think of it, instead of sending 500,000 more troops to Iraq, I say we send Rummy with a pair of nunchucks. Game over man. Game over.
[while you couldn't see it, my mouth was moving out of synch with the text of this post, in a poorly dubbed voiceover]
Jackie Chan? Bruce Lee? Jet Li? Amateurs. Rank amateurs. Rummy would shred 'em. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a known known.
Come to think of it, instead of sending 500,000 more troops to Iraq, I say we send Rummy with a pair of nunchucks. Game over man. Game over.
[while you couldn't see it, my mouth was moving out of synch with the text of this post, in a poorly dubbed voiceover]
