Thursday, January 24, 2008
The Antidote for Civilization

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to direct your attention to what would make the ideal Valentine's Day Gift, Birthday Present, 50th Anniversary Gift and/or kindling for your fire place in these cold winter months: Alas, it is here. The Poor Man's magnum opus (and the opus will remain all magnumy until Teh Editors writes something else).
Because I am known to roll high and ball hard, I ponied up for the luxe-deluxe bound edition, with the gold leaf trim, diamond encrusted leather cover and author's signature - in blood (though the particular donor is unclear).
I suggest you do the same...